I'm obsessed with poop.
Thankfully it is really only Jake's poop I am interested in.
What color was it?
Was it soft? Was it hard?
Was there a lot?
Did he look like he had to push hard?
Did it smell?
What did it smell like?
How many times did he go?
Is that enough? Is that too much?
When was the last time that he went?
These are just a few of the questions that I ask myself, my husband, or whoever has the pleasure of encountering the dirty diaper. Why am I so obsessed? Well, that is a tough one to answer, some would say I clearly need some more to do. I would argue it is the job of any caring, poop-obsessed Mom.